You Can Name A Cockroach After Your Ex For Valentine’s Day

Let’s face it, finding love in this world is not the easiest thing we will ever do. From time to time, we might find ourselves in a bad relationship and we probably even have an ex or two in our past that we would rather forget. These are the people that find their way into our conversations with our friends, years after we have said goodbye.

They sometimes say that revenge is a dish that is best served cold. That is why this act of revenge is something that you are going to cherish.

A company located in Kent, England, The Hemsley Conservation Centre, has a very unique promotion for Valentine’s Day. For the small price of only $2, you can name one of their cockroaches after your ex. They will even send you a confirmation certificate and display the name of your ex proudly at the zoo cockroach exhibit. What is even better is that the money from the sale will go toward funding projects at the conservation centre.

The official statement reads as follows: “For those that don’t quite require revenge, there’s another way to make you feel better about getting back at your ex this Valentine’s Day. We are offering the chance to name a cockroach in honor of your worthless ex-‘someone’ on this special holiday of love.”

It continued: “We are highlighting these ‘bottom of the barrel’ creatures through our ‘name a cockroach programme’ (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all – you probably don’t want to adopt your ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo.”

Admittedly, you could just snag a cockroach outside at the nearest dumpster but this is much sweeter. People on Twitter are confirming their purchase and loving it.

This is only one option to dis your ex. You can also enlist the help of a company, Farts Direct. They will send your ex a fart in a jar. To get the ball rolling, head over to their website and pick from any number of different stinks. They include: Sprout Stench, Curry Napalm and Stuffing Shart. You can then include a note that will be stuck in the jar. When they open the jar to grab the note, they are hit with the stench inside.

Farts Direct was available for the holidays and now they are offering their services again for Valentine’s day. These are the perfect gifts for anyone in your life, from roommates and obnoxious friends to your ex-wife. These acts of revenge may be petty, but they are funny too!

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