If you look down through your twitter feed, you will often see a lot of confrontation, depression and stressful tweets. The people who are sending them are ‘keyboard warriors’ and they will go out of their way to make their point.
That is why it is such a relief to read a twitter thread that is suspenseful and perhaps even a little mischievous.
This thread got its start when @DropsNoPanties lived up to his name and let the world know that his stepson had brought a girl home. The question was, how was he going to sneak her out of the house without his mom finding out?
And it begins:
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake…
…and now we wait.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
It didn’t take very long before an international audience showed up and began demanding live updates. @DropsNoPanties was all too happy to comply.
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. ????????♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
No one in this house would have all white shoes… pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But… Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
11:00am central standard time… My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic… Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
People were loving the suspense but there were also some who felt as if he should be lending a hand to his stepson. @DropsNoPanties decided to reply, letting them know in no uncertain terms that he was old enough to make his own choices:
I see all ya comments about help the kid out… He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices ????????♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen… The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
The audience just continues to grow. Now was the perfect time for a poll to ask the followers if they were on the side of the youngster or if they wanted the mother to catch on. 292,000 votes were cast and the majority were rooting for ‘young love’.
So who we rooting for??
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there ????????♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie ????????♂️ I'm waiting just like the rest of you
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
New drama began to unfold when she made a daring move:
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See… Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask… Yet
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs… AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink ????. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window… Looks like young love finds a way, for now! ????
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
And closure… Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
It’s always great when we have something truly interesting to follow on Twitter.
At this point, our only concern is that the mother may actually have twitter and see the thread.
