‘Denim’ speedos are here just in time for summer

Denim has been a part of our lives ever since we were young and for decades, it has been the standard for pants, shorts and even jackets in some cases.

It seems as if they are now taking denim to the next level by offering fake denim Speedo’s so that men can get ready for the summer with their own style of Daisy Dukes.

Although they are not actually made from denim, ‘Jeados’ looks very realistic. They are made from spandex and polyester and although we might dream of swimming in denim, it wouldn’t be all that comfortable.

Comfort is a priority but take a look at these creations and you will see that the beauty is also in the eye of the beholder:

‘Jeados’ are currently on sale for $39.99.

According to Shinesty’s website:

“They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We’d be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world…or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church.”

“Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you’re really risky you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it.”

The site specifies that the speedos “should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.”

They come in various styles, including Daytona Dong Sarong.

The Houston Hog Holster

At least we forget the Assid Washers

They are made from 12% spandex and 88% polyester. Guaranteed to be ‘soft and smooth on your gear’ they are fully lined, quick drying and include a drawstring with an elastic waistband.

They also haven’t left out the ladies…

Looks like I’m going to have a great summer! Shop all these looks on Shinesty.

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